Let me tell you a story about the one time I ever went to
get coffee with my dad George W. Bush. It was the most annoying time ever he
was at the counter ordering and he said he wanted a Cap-oh-chi-no, but he
sounded out every single syllable. Then the person behind the counter asked
what size he wanted and I was like oh lord here we go again. He ended up saying
that he wanted a gr- rr- aaaannn- ddee. And he was moving his head forward and
backwards on every syllable it was like he was having a hard time pronouncing
the word. Then after he said that he looked around like he thought someone was going
to yell at him for saying it wrong. That was the only time I have ever gone to
get coffee with my dad.
